My good friend Kevin and John, my new boyfriend.

I'm definitely going to continue with my Jesus blogging (although I'm a little behind schedule) but I had to write down the incredibly weird dream I had last night, because it was that strange.

Here goes:

Post college, my roommate and I live in this cool riche house in Georgetown. Well apparently my roommate (someone I don't know, as in, is not a current part of my life) has been dating a guy who is a little psychopathic and she breaks up with him awfully after cheating on him for weeks. He finds out and kidnaps us both and takes us to another massive riche Georgetown house. She ends up getting killed horribly(I don't witness this in the dream), but I'm under house arrest. The crazy boyfriend has two roommates, one of whom is John Cusack, the other being Kevin Smith (better known as Silent Bob). I don't mean this in the literal sense that this is their names, but this is who they look like. These guys are a little bit bumbling and don't know how psycho their roommate friend is, or that he chopped up my roommate because he's a nut-o. They're just keeping me underhouse arrest.

I have always had a crush on John Cusack and apparently in the dream it's no different. I either develop Stockholm Syndrome or just, you know, hit on John Cusack and we hit it off and end up sleeping together (yikes). So over the course of a month or so (we are all avoiding the nutty psycho man who lives upstairs and has killed my roommate who I apparently forgot about), and I teach Kevin Smith how to cook and select the right wine to go with the right meat course (something I don't actually know how to do).

So like... a month and a half into it, I'm allowed to leave the house to go to the grocery store if Kevin Smith goes with me. So we go, and I'm going to make a really beautiful dinner for John Cusack's birthday and when we come back, he's in the room that I sleep in, but there's another woman with him. In the dream, it's his ex-girlfriend who misses him and has come back to try to re-kindle things, but I don't know this and think he's been cheating on me, b/c she's all talking slutty. Oddly enough, the woman playing John's ex-girlfriend in my dream is a girl who used to lead worship @ Liberty and also used to date my friend Will before breaking his heart (so she's not really my favorite person in the world). Sooo, John's making all these crazy gestures at her to stop her from talking and she just keeps on going about things she wants to do to him. I get really upset and huff off to the kitchen and cry on Kevin Smith's shoulder.

At this point, we hear the stairs start shaking and enormous crazy man starts to come down and all of us sort of freeze. John pushes the ex out of the way to come and stand in front of me in the kitchen, and Kevin Smith is standing next to me, and I'm pressing my face into John Cusack's shoulder blades trying to hide.

So ended the dream.
But was that nutty or what?!

And also: I think John needs to call me.

<3 H.