No. 74: Boys, I'm not feelin' so good!

"You know you need
to take it
seriously,
cause seriously,
this high life scenery
is making me crazy."

I'm coming to the conclusion that I don't care if I ever date again. Besides, at this rate, I'll still be single at 40 (and likely will he) and we'll just get married. This is why that thought doesn't scare me:

Me: "I had a dream where we all escaped and we had to stay with my brother (that you know I'm don't have), who happened to live with you know him. But you were telling me we had to be careful going into the house so that she wouldn't see us. But they're sitting in the car when we walk in and she sees me and thinks I'm there for him, which is nonsense, and comes in and starts screaming at me about how I can't steal her man, blah blah blah. And I'm like 'I don't WANT your man! I'm just here to hide. If there's issues the two of you need to work out, that's your problem! I've got no beef with you!'. But then my whole family shows up because they want to make sure I'm okay after the escape. But instead of backing me up, the start hugging her and him and consoling them about how crazy I am and how she should just forget it because they love her more anyway. So I'm totally horrified!"

Him: And what was I doing?

Me: You were backing her up and taking her side, and telling him that he totally got a better deal with her.

Him: Impossible.

Me: Oh yeah? You'd side with me?

Him: Without thinking about it. Hands down. No contest.

Me: Cool... no contest?

Him: Duh, you idiot. Not for a second.

Me: Cool.

I think your best friends are the ones who you can trust absolutely to choose you over anyone, even if they're more apt for the position they fill.
Home tonight. Can't wait to see my boys and the mother.

H.