No. 85: Waiting for the Man

Blame the man. You love surveys, too, you know. Go on, repost it in a comment and I promise I'll read it.


1) Do you have a crush on somebody?
Yes.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
No.
3) How many houses have you lived in?
A bunch. Okay, three.
4) Favorite candy bar?
Not really a candy bar fan. Love me some Sweet Tarts, though.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? (and also, where did 5 go?)
mm hmm.
7) Least favorite school subject?
recently? history of Africa
8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
lots. less than Elton John.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
NO.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
once.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind?
my skull cap (made myself giggle on that one)
12) Favorite genre of music?
uhh.... classic? or indie rock.
13) What is your zodiac sign?
leo. purr.
14) What time were you born?
7:30pm, apparently.
15) Do you like beer?
sure. good beer.
16) Ever made a prank phone call?
once, when i was 3, to the cops. but i think itwas more an accident than a prank.
17) What is the most embarassing CD you own?
errr.. . Spice World?
18) Are you sarcastic?
Noooo, not at all.
19) What is your favorite color?
If I have to pick an actual color: green. But black.
20) How many watches do you own?
three.
21) Summer or winter?
fall. just to be difficult.
22) Is anyone in love with you?
I have no idea. Probably not.
23) Favorite color to wear?
Brown. or Black.
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Diet coke with a lime.
25) What color is your cell phone?
Electric blue.
26) Where is your second home?
Carma's.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
yes.
28) Have you ever had a cavity?
many.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
One with five bulbs.
30) How many video games do you own?
a bunch. old gamboy pocket cartridges. i am sooo baller.
31) What was your first pet?
mine? sarafina turtlewumpus cat.
32) Ever had braces?
Twice.
33) Do looks matter?
in what context?
34) Do you use chapstick?
sure.
35) Name 3 teachers from high school:
Carey, Moore, Mathwin.
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
neither. both are offensive. although AE, less so.
37) Are you too forgiving?
No. I would not say that.
38) How many children do you want?
well, it's up to future Mr. and God, but hopefully a total of none.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
probably.
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Fat-free plain yogurt with good, Hopkins granola and a little sugar sprinkled in. Coffee, black with suguar.
41) Do you own a gun?
not.
42) Ever thought you were in love?
yes.
43) When was the last time you cried?
uhhhhhhhhhhh. the day mike gave me my stuff back. so like... three weeks ago.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
studied.
45) Olive Garden?
meh.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Once, Mrs. Lehto, accidentally.
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
i think so? in London. yeah.
48) Nicknames?
Bug, Banana, Hanners
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Nope. I know a bar named Bertha's though.
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Yep.
51) Do you own anything from Banana Republic?
not any more.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
yes.
53) Ever called somebody Boo?
Emmett.
54) Do you drink?
daily.
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
not.
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
ish.
57) Do you dye your hair?
nope. thinking about streaking it red though.
58) What did you do right before you took this?
talked to Geof.
59) What year were you born?
1988
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Indulging in age 6, developing my wisecracks.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
I used to own several.
62) McDonald's or Wendy's?
Ick.
63) Do you like yourself?
Sometimes.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Mummers.
65) Favorite physical feature(s) of the preferred sex?
Gracious. Uhm... eyes, probably. I love backs, too. Skinny boy hips. Solid boy shoulders.
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Not.
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No. Nor crayons.
68) Do you own a webcam?
No. Although Geof insists I should.
69) Have you ever stripped?
Bah-ha.
70) Ever broke a bone?
Ankle and arm.
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
Yes, you could say that.
73) Pringles or Lays?
Baked lays, if any chips.
74) Have you ever broken someones heart?
I think so. That'd be a yes. Unfortunately.
75) Rugrats or Doug?
For SURE, Doug.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
Both are so ripe for mockery, it's difficult to say.
77) Like your school guidance counsilor or advisor?
Do I know who that is?
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yep.
79) Do you have a birth mark?
Lip dot and shoulder bump weirdness.
80) Do you own a car?
VW Jetta 2 point slow. My beloved Betty Blue.
81) Can you cook?
Sure.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Decaff. 2. Snot 3. People who talk obnoxiously loud in small coffee shops about inane crap.
83) Do you text message often?
Yes. More than I'd like to.
84) Money or love?
Love. (seriously, who says money?!)
85) Do you have any scars?
(Physical) Scars are totally baller. Yes I do.
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
The end of this cold.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
No. Not even a little. Well, what defines scary, b/c A v. P is most definitely a favorite.
88) Relationships or one night stands?
Relationship. With a few exceptions.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
Stride.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
not really.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Only 3 of 'em.
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
Yup.
93) Ever had sex in a public place?
Nope.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
Probs Pop.
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
Myself. Other than that? Probs Niv, briefly, last night for no reason other than we were both really tired and sick and irritable.
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
Myself, or Mom.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Gatsby.
98) Who was the last person that had your heart?
Face.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
John.


wasn't that exciting!!!?

H.