Wednesday, January 16, 2008

No. 99: Of Marriageable Age...?

Chris Frederick posted this. He got married a few years ago (at age 24, which is what his total was), has two kids and is living happily in some giant mansion. But that's the Fredericks for you, dearlings.

Lesseee what the future has for Hannah.

[ X ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ X ] You’ve done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in every election
[ X ] You can cook for yourself
[x ] You think politics are exciting

TOTAL : 5

[ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early
[X ] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[X] You like to take walks by yourself
[X ] You’ve watched talk shows
[ x] You know what ‘credibility’ means without looking it up
[x] You drink coffee at least once a week

TOTAL : 5

[X] You know how to do the dishes
[X] You can count to 10 in another language
[X ] When you say you’re going to do something you do it
[X] Your parents trust you
[] You can mow the lawn
[X] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
[X] You remember to water the plants
[X] You study when you have to
[X] You pay attention at school/college/work
[X] You remember to feed your pet

TOTAL: 9

[ X ] You can spell ‘experience’ without looking it up
[] You work out on a regular basis
[X ] You clean up your own mess
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you want
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[X] You can type quickly

TOTAL: 5

[] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[ x] Most of all your friends are older than you are
[ x] You can say no to staying out all night
[X] You use the internet every day
[ ] Your wardrobe hasn’t changed in a while
[X ] You can read a book and actually finish it

TOTAL: 4

GRAND TOTAL: 28

I have to say how bizarre that is. B and I joke about how if we're not married by the time he turns 30, we'll marry each other. When Brian is 30, I will be 28.... I'm just sayin'. Went over that beast twice just to makes sure I answered accurately.


.... Because, you know... all of life is accurately determined by web surveys found on myspace bulletins.
Duh.

H.

PS-- the record player is fixed. bliss.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

BTW - Don't leave The Hop. You'll get through it.

¡hannah! said...

thanks.... john?

Joe said...

My score: 35. Bachelory.

¡hannah! said...

terribly appropo, i should say.